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Re: Petriskyisms

Post by The Highlander on Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:37 pm

Man, so many new Petriskyisms today, but I couldn't write any down!
Not exactly a Petriskyism, but the highlight of that type of thing for me today:
Mr Petrisky: "Could you do that again? I was talking."
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Day 2:
"The reason is yes."
"You are no longer a dotless man-person."
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8/03/09 : "You guys have got notes all over the place! You just let the band down with the notes! You don't want me to go on a search and destroy mission for them do you?"
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"Your body will obey if you verbally tell it what to do. If you don't, it won't know what to do."


Last edited by The Highlander on Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:45 pm; edited 1 time in total

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You are not to roam, In this forgotten place; just the likes of me are welcome here.
Everything breathes, and I know each breath; for me it means life, for others it's death.
It's perfectly balanced, perfectly planned. More than enough, for this man. Like every tree
stands on its own, reaching for the sky, I stand alone. I share my world, with no one else.
All by myself, I stand alone
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Re: Petriskyisms

Post by The Highlander on Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:29 pm

Excuse the double post, but no one's posting, and I just found my old list of Petriskyisms (on the back of a "UIL Contest Itinerary for April 8, 2009) And it's a bit long for just an edit, but here you go:
*Here's your homework assignment: Grow an extra lung.
*It's like we're sticking all of you in a xerox machine... whirrrrchuck! Your solos should sound exactly the same.
*Percussion can help us, make us sparkle on stage, or you can implode us.
*You exude confidence, it oozes out of your pores... My, that sounds graphic!
*It needs to instantly "pfwoom", like a flashcube.
**Complete with handmotions, as if it's out of Ender's Game.
*Let's start at measure 40, 2 before 41.
*One measure before the first ending of the first ending.
**Hello, Department of Repetitive Redundancy Department, hello? Or is that Department of Recursive Redundancy Department?
*Low voices, you can't leave the high voices literally high and dry.
*You're slightly ahead, slightly anticipatory.
**Whatdoyaknow...it's a real word. Kind like curvalinear.
*The judges aren't slaves of fashion...neither am I. My wife *meaningful look*. I write the checks, she buys the purses.
**As in, for both of them?
*Every time we take tempo away, we have to give it back at some point.
**Law of Conservation of Tempo!
*This can be very comedic; in other words, comedy like.
**Again, with the Department of Repetitive Redundancy.
*Everytime I hear the sirens on 3009, my dog howls.
**Apparently, they have a psychic connection?
*I swear, their trombones ate raw meat for breakfast.
**...I don't even know.
*I am asking emphatically: You. Are. Distracting!
**Kinda mixing up request and command there...
*When you play loud and out of tune, it's like you cut yourself *points to wrist* and you're bleeding all over everyone.
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*[While tuning horns and saxes] Alright, we're in the same neighborhood. Earlier we were on different planets.
*[While playing the Star Spangled Banner] You're rushing it! This is America, not Russia!
**Old enough joke to make everyone keel over.
*This is not supposed to be from the soundtrack of Titanic! Do you hear the catastrophe?
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That's all I got. Courtney has about three point one four times more.

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I know the sound of each rock and stone, And I embrace what others fear.
You are not to roam, In this forgotten place; just the likes of me are welcome here.
Everything breathes, and I know each breath; for me it means life, for others it's death.
It's perfectly balanced, perfectly planned. More than enough, for this man. Like every tree
stands on its own, reaching for the sky, I stand alone. I share my world, with no one else.
All by myself, I stand alone
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